3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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