I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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