Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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