dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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