forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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