FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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