Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I understand Curling. That high.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
