i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
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