We won't sleep together?
Nicole vs. Life
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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