it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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