Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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