think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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