we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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