why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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