watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
You ate ashes out of my bong
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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