Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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