one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I want you more than these girls want KFC
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
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