Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
