I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
