Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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