A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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