he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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