She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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