i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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