SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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