It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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