he thought i was a dude.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Panties = found
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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