literally had 100 drinks last night.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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