ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I have feelings that need drinking.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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