i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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