it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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