What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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