We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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