haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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