thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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