This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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