This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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