I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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