But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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