More tranny stories later!
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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