Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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