its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I just had sex on a roof
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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