How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
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