I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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