Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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