yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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