everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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