He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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