I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Everclear isn't food dammit
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I love you.
Bad choice
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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