Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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