32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
