question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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