she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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