so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
lol hangovers are for mortals.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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